I was going through pictures this morning…and when I came across our trip to Wyoming, I was reminded of how stupid Tim and I were stupid in Yellowstone

We fully admit that.  We were lucky we weren’t eaten.

But we weren’t THIS STUPID.

I mean…he’s half the size of an SUV.  I’d like to think that putting a little distance between yourself and something THAT LARGE would be human nature.  You know, how cavemen survived.  There was a reason they used horses and spears when it came to conquering bison…doing it ON FOOT tended to have a not-so-nice result.  Bison aren’t dumb – they’ve been around the block a time or two…I mean, there’s already one sneaking up behind her a few cars back…and she is none the wiser.

bison lady

 

We at least kept a CAR between us and the wild animals who hadn’t EATEN IN TWO MONTHS.

Granted, I have no way to actually prove this…for all I know, Tim could have been standing on the hood of our rental car to capture this…