Remember awhile back…when I let you ask me whatever the hell you wanted?

And (some) of you did just that…though I’m not even sure if they still even exist…they’ve *probably* vanished all, “Thanks! Got what I needed. Peace out!” *poof*

But the point is, I answered.

Oh, you didn’t read booshy then?

Well, why the hell not?

Oh, yes, I remember now…it’s because booshy isn’t like…blasted all over the internet and it actually takes a conscious, concerted effort to “stumble” across this little blog. Right. Makes perfect sense. Thanks for making that effort. You’re awesome.

No,  I mean it.  That was actually not *meant* to come across sarcastic, though I think it totally did.

And today just so happens to be like, early Christmas for you. 

I mean, if booshy ever does become blasted everywhere…(ever…keyword, here. Like, never), I’m sure the first posts to magically disappear will be the one’s where I divulge all my crazy secrets…privacy rights and all…damn.

But, since I currently have nothing to lose, I’m at the mercy of you and your creative little brain.

So, whether you’re new and curious or old and forgetful or somewhere inbetween…if you’re wondering if I have a tattoo or some random piercing…now would be an ideal time to ask.  Actually, between now and Sunday.  I’ll post the answers on Monday…won’t that be a fun way to start the week?  Embarrassing myself.  Yay me!

It’s like a game truth or dare…except you never have to answer and the choice is always truth…or something like that.

Think of it as payback for me asking for your thankfulness…which, by the way…where the hell is it?

Procrastinate much?

Yah, me too.