it could be worse. like your name on the patent.
12 / 19 / 2009So…now is probably *not* the time to mention that I’m 1/4 Japanese…
Yah.
I was totally proud to be all, “I’M 1/4 JAPANESE. Which means I’m awesome.”
I say was because then someone had to go and show me these inventions.
By the Japanese.
There are not words. Actually, yes. There ARE words. Four of them: What the fuck, ancestors?
If you're *so ill* that you require an entire roll of TP, you probably shouldn't put yourself in social situations where there *might* be a camera
Because dripping hot oil directly into your eye is entirely too normal.
Technically, she figured it was cheaper than say, like, a rain jacket.
I'm still not sure why the double-blowing is necessary...
I'm *pretty sure* the baby's stomach isn't going to latch on to a nipple and start sucking...
Yang-Yang is awesome. Obviously.
I showed Tim these and he was all, “I’m Italian. We invented pasta. That means I’m awesome.”
Whatever.
Oh man. I am glad I am of German/Norwegian/Scotch heritage. That means that I am a mixture of beer/haggis. I couldn’t think of anything that Norway is responsible for.
I’m Danish. Which means all I can say is “Eat me.”
That post was so fucking funny. Thank you.
Just be glad you are only 1/4 Japanese. At least you can try to convince people that the stupid-invention part of your genes has been bred out of you.
the dude with the boobs is awesome. lmao.
oh, and guess what??? The flippen link works!!! weee!
Guess what, Mr. Awesome? The Chinese invented pasta, and shared it with Marco Polo when he traveled to Asia. And the Americans invented pizza, so don’t even go there.
These are AWESOME.
I chuckled through most of those photos but a part of me thought the umbrella/plastic sheet was something worth considering.
Oh my goodness, where the hell did you find this shiz? Amazingly hilarious. I have to agree with Stephanie… I kinda want that upbrella… its the perks of a rain jacket, but you can still see your outfit.
I so want that umbrella! It would be perfect on those days when it’s pouring down rain and 50mph winds (common here), and you get wet just by thinking about going outside. Awesome!
I know they are your ancestors but the Japanese are bonkers! Sorry don’t mean to offend anyone, but they are! It’s why I love their movies so much. They are brilliant people but completely off their heads. Lol. Although, I do like the idea of the hat attach to the train window to stop you falling forward when you sleep. That’s a great idea! I’m so glad I’m Scottish, with mostly Scottish roots. There’s a wee bit Irish and Norse in there, which explains why I too am a bit bonkers. You can’t tell that from my blog but trust me, I have the mental age of a pea.