sex beats indirect cremation.
4 / 23 / 2010(This conversation happened only because we have super strange, obviously inappropriate billboards. Or, we just take them at face value. Either way, the result is this)
Tim: Ummm…how do you indirectly cremate someone?
Me: Huh?
Tim: You didn’t see that billboard? It said, “Direct Cremation! $95!”
Me: Wha?….
Tim: So, if they do DIRECT cremation, then what the hell is INDIRECT cremation?
Tim: Maybe it involves a super big fireplace?
Me: What does a super big fireplace have to do with indirect cremation?
Tim: Or they just put half of them near the flame?
Me: Umm…I’m still stuck on the fireplace.
Tim: Or is it like barbecue? They’re above the flame?
Me: Hello? Help on the fireplace reference?
Tim: Or maybe…
Me: Yah. We’re done here.
Tim: But…it’s INDIRECT!
Me: So you told me.
Tim: So then maybe…
Me: Sex.
Tim: Wait. Wha?…..
The scary thing is my hubby and I have conversations EXACTLY like this on a daily basis. We like to say, it keeps things fresh and entertaining. At least we laugh a lot, so who needs “normal” conversations? Psh!
ROFL!!!!
Franzi: Exactly.
LB: Hi!!
Also? Totally agree. Normal = boring.
I want billboards like that! We just have the boring kind, and there is nothing worse then being stick in traffic with nothing interesting to look at.
There is a billboards war going on between A/C companies down here right now. Its making for some funny billboards.
Crazyinthemaking: I’ll bet you have them….just…in remote, crazy locations (like low to the ground, behind McDonalds).
peedee: What do they say?…I WANT TO KNOW!
This is like a conversation i had with my husband about artificial bubbles.
Jenera: you win. I can’t beat artificial bubbles.
Here’s a blog that told the story….
http://www.floridalegalblog.org/2010/01/your-wife-is-hot-or-not-trademark.html
Its actually funnier than the story makes it out to be. To see it unfold weekly with new billboards that the two companies going back and forth would put out is what made it funny. After awhile everyone was “waiting” for the next billboard to come out to see what they’d say.
Peedee: LOVE it!! Thanks for sharing!