I should totally call this week the week of fresh fruits.

Just like this surf board says:

fresh fruits

Except…there’s only one moldy looking lemon?

Where’s the rest, as “ADVERSITSED……”

The hell?

At least I kept up MY end of the bargain.

SEVEN DAYS.

SEVEN POSTS.

ALL fresh and new.

Very much unlike those fruits.

Should we do it again?

(the easy answer, for me, obviously, is no. But, what the hell?)

(Still, “no” is sounding SO convenient…so tempting…so damn simple!)

(I know. Nothing in life is easy. Or simple.)

(And to that I say: Confucius – you’re a super asshound. Also? You’re definitely missing an “o” after the “i,” so you’re obviously not from America.)

(And newsflash: American’s are lazy)

(Except me)

(Sometimes)

(On a super great day)

(Emphasis on SUPER)

(dammit dammit dammit DAMMIT DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT)

(sorry.  mini tantrum)

(It’s out of my system, now)