I’ve never DONE a Wordless Wednesday before. So…I’m probably already breaking the rules because I’m talking. Which? Not entirely surprising. I’m really bad with boundaries. REALLY. BAD.

I just found out last Friday that local police officers near my current place of employment are going to start giving tickets to jaywalkers…because half the students who use public transportation to get to and from school don’t use crosswalks. Instead? They tempt fate by walking across the street in an area where there are no painted white lines and an electronic sign telling you when it’s “ok” to walk.

Wellllllllll. DAMMIT.

I jaywalk ALL. THE. TIME.

Crosswalks are so inconvenient.

And no, this doesn’t “technically” have anything to do with anything. Other than I don’t even follow signs that say a road is closed because it’s covered in LAVA.

Anyway, I lose at Wordless Wednesday.

And at crosswalks.

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Also? HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

Wait…it should probably be FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO! (like Feliz Navidad…? Obviously, I have no idea…and I don’t exactly *trust* my source, wikipedia.)

But all that’s irrelevant. We (as in: America) adopted this holiday, so go eat some Mexican. And drink entirely too many margaritas.

I’m pretty sure that’s what Cinco de Mayo says we’re supposed to do.