***UPDATE***

Dear Everyone visiting from the amazing Studio Bold : it’s only a short, temporary break (I feel like I’m in an episode of Friends. “We were on a break!”)!

So, please, enjoy all of my misadventures below, subscribe if you love it and stay tuned!!

I missed my booshy-versary again (missed it last year, too). Apparently I somehow need to remember that it is FEBRUARY ELEVENTH.

One day…I’ll put a reminder somewhere so I actually celebrate correctly.

And this year, instead of doing something crazy or giving something away……after lots and lots of consideration, I have decided that I will be GOING away.

For now, anyway. From writing on booshy.

(The shock! The HORROR!)

It is just temporary, you see.

I’ll still be doing my sunrise picture-a-day project on photobucket - so stop over and say “hi!” if you’d like. And I’ll still be dropping in on blogs…so it’s not like I am TOTALLY dropping off the Internet universe. I just have….A LOT going on. Tim and I have A LOT going on (not in a bad way…). And I have A LOT I want to do. I’m 27…I mean 28. Damn. And I’m not getting any younger and currently, I’m not getting anywhere with purpose….yet.

Purpose is my big thing this year. I am bound and determined to find it. Whatever it takes.

One of the things I really want to do and explore is getting serious about writing a book. I’d really like to dedicate a majority of my “writing” time to that, now. Seeing it’s my first time and all, I figure it probably needs my full, undivided attention. Since we all know how easily I get distracte….look! butterfly!

So, to entice you to come visit me – even when I’m not writing something new – I’ve compiled a nice, long list of posts from the past.

Please do stop in every now and again and read (or re-read) some of your (and my) favorites. Or, tell your own bloggy (or real life, in the flesh) friends to stop over and give booshy a go – if only to get a chuckle on a gloomy day.

They’re all mostly funny, so booshy is definitely THE place to be if you’re in a shitty mood. I had 498 posts to choose from – so the reading is varied, to say the least.

Lastly, I want to thank you all for being so loyal and such wonderful, supportive bloggy friends. I’ll miss you while I’m gone. But when I’m back?

You better be here, bitches! (insert smiley face)

And when I am back?

We’ll all have reason to celebrate: Post # 500!

As always (even if I never say it),

lovelovelove. j

no. i’m pretty sure i’m awesome

the sacrifice

puppy chow and the 4th grade don’t mix

i think i need to get you an electric stove…

traffic!!#?$&#!!?$%

i forgot the title because of my booger story

no one told me tha basters were stupid

fiber = movement

why can’t we give out penalty flags? at the grocery store

i have finally accepted my sasquatch feet

if i’m doing something…like chores…

can i be more random? aka my first drunken post

the farm animal

trainers are lying assholes

maddie’s ice cream explosion

why farmville sucks for competitive people

a puffer fish is like, the dumbest delicacy in the entire universe

what the hell, evelyn? that wasn’t in your original plan.

my name? shit. ask me something else

the grill is not mine. you broke it.

dear patience: i hate you

the engagement – part one

the engagement – part two

it’ll be in my stomach for like, ten years

booby traps

a haircut cannot be an “off” day

the sockless homeless man and the hooker

ex-boyfriends are ex’s for a damn good reason. like a goose.

white asparagus: just say no

to hell with the curtains

you’re anal, aren’t you? well, i’m amphibious

my car? stolen. thanks, irresponsible bf (part one)

my car? stolen. thanks, irresponsible bf (part dos)

remember? i don’t do bugs. that’s your job.

uhhh…thank, mother nature. or gravity. one of those

yogen fruz and the leprosy bear

it’s not just let lag. it’s the poo schedule

holiday lights from hell part one: the players

holiday lights from hell part two: cosmic shitballs

being a bitch is way better than being prom queen