caption contest!
3 / 23 / 2011I love writing captions for pictures that captured such a perfect moment. It’s one of my all time favorite things to do. So please, indulge me and play along.
I don’t really have anything I can give away…unless it is time. And I have loads of that. Wait! I know! How about the winner gets featured on my blog next Friday, April 1 (and no, this is not an April Fool’s joke, even though I couldn’t have planned this better). We’ll do a whole spread (read: blog post) about how awesome you and you blog are. If you don’t have a blog, then we’ll talk ad nauseam about how you should be awarded the Person of the Decade.
I’ll let Tim pick the winner on Friday of this week (as in: two days from now) and then I’ll announce the winner on Saturday (as in: three days from no) and for the lucky winner: I’ll get in touch with you so we can plan THE SPREAD.
This is Maddie, our golden retriever, when she was still a puppy and Gracie, our I’m-Not-Afraid-of-Anything cat.
Caption away!
LOL! this is awesome and I SO want to win!!!! I want a feature blog on my awesomeness (LOL).
“toomuchcaffeinetoomuchcaffeine, get me outta here” (okay, that’s lame)
“i thought you said there was tuna in there, you jackass!” (or ‘asshat’ if you prefer)
“sure, i’m stuck in this box, but at least i’m not wearing a froofy pink collar” (okay, that was lame too and I like the collar)
“look! a unicorn!” (um, what?)
ok these are lame, but points for attempt?!
“help! it’s a giant teddy hamster!”
“so that is the secret to the coke recipe?!”
Dude. I know Coke Zero has no calories, but how many calories in that cat?
Maddie One
Gracie Coke Zero
Stop knocking. I heard you, I was just busy ignoring you.
No, I don’t want to join the HAA (Humans Are Awesome) church. I am a founding member of the EVIL (EVeryone Is Lesser) organization.
I told you not to drink that. Now you look like Lady Gaga. You have only yourself to blame.
O. M. G. I wouldn’t go in there if I were you!!
Maddie to Gracie, “If you’re too dang fat to get out of the Coke Zero box – apparently you need to switch from regular Coke!”
“You will soon learn, slobbering infidel, that I am everywhere. EVERYWHERE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
maddie: so there wasn’t a stork involved??
I am too late for the contest buuuuut:
Maddie to Gracie said in a high-pitcher stoner voice:
“You know dude, there are easier ways to get a face lift without animal testing.”