three’s a crowd
5 / 01 / 2011 “Three’s a Crowd”
Were threesomes the new sexual frontier?
The next installment of Sex and the City Sunday. Which, by the way, doesn’t seem to be going totally as planned but – what the hell.
So, threesomes. Aren’t they still…you know. A frontier? An adventure?
I mean, whoa. Hold the banana sack, here. I’m definitely not an expert on the topic. It’s not like I’ve ever HAD a threesome…unless you count Ben, Jerry and yours truly.
Then?
Guilty as charged.
But you have to admit, there is this THING about threesomes. Like this mysterious, OMG I’d so do it if my mother wouldn’t think I was bat shit crazy.
Well…..maybe this desire is mostly for the opposite sex…the boys. I’d place my bet on the percentage of guys who’d consider a threesome is higher than those with two X chromosomes. Who’s with me?
(and whoever isn’t, you know, with me, then it must mean you’re in the OMG I’d so do it if my mother wouldn’t think I was bat shit crazy camp. Which? Totally fine if that’s the way your pendulum swings)
Hmmm…maybe that’s it. We – us girls – already have two X chromosomes…and then, hello BOY and it’s a kick ass XXXY party! The boys…they’re sitting with the X and the Y and then…BLAM! GIRL!
Annnnd….same damn thing.
XYXX.
Real head scratcher, no?
I’ve been led to believe that boys are wired to like *new* things…*new* stimuli or something like that. This all leads to the general assumption that the same ‘ol, same ‘ol is the death wish of an erection.
Maybe that is why threesomes are one of the ultimate fantasies. Maybe.
This is all just speculation here, people.
(and there is always the group of guys who think *I* am bat shit crazy for saying all of this about their species…because really, we are two totally different orgasms organisms)
But – we could get into the people who do the swinging thing (as in: NOT the dance) and wow. That’s just…it’s…well, to me? Like a pre-planned, guaranteed one night stand. And if you do it more than once with the same person…isn’t that grounds for cheating? Like, once is all, “Oops. Total accident, babe.”
But twice? Now you’ve crossed the line.
Obviously, based on my ramblings, I have no idea. This topic is so out of my realm of understanding that I feel weird even talking about it.
Back to threesomes.
And come to think of it, what’s that saying, again?…The TITLE of this post?
Three’s a crowd.
Which, in the end of this disaster of a post, leads me to believe that the threesome isn’t really an adventure for all but more of a wild exaggeration of normal for two…the “everyday” girl is sidelined while to boy goes to his happy place with someone BRAND. SPANKIN. NEW.
(how’d you like that double entendre there?)
Or, maybe the girls have a party and the boy is stuck in a corner.
Either way, SOMEONE LOSES.
So, no, threesomes are not the new sexual frontier.
They’re the new shaft.
(i am killing myself with these today! shaft…)
Thoughts?
Let me just say someone can get left out quick….that’s all I’m saying here. Seriously. Also, there should be a lot of rum involved…now that is all I’m saying.
How to word this……been there done that?
Not regularly, or even often or even in double figures, or even in the last decade, but yes there were a coulpe of occasions in my arguably misspent youth where there were three in a bed (or riverbank on one occasion…). No negative experiences, but I consider that more luck than management. The potential for wierdness and conflict when you get into this is huge even if you think you have thought it out beforehand.