What do you say when the thing you thought was THE PINNACLE of what you could have is blown out of the water? Let’s use my honeymoon as an example. At one point in my life, I was positive that the absolute best I could do was a honeymoon at one of the an all-inclusive [...]

Ok. Here it is. Maybe if I write about it, I’ll get over it and then we can all get along and sing in happy circles. Or something like that. I feel like I’m about to vomit. The truth, raw and real, is always hard to swallow. I’m pretty sure I’ve already talked about how [...]

***Let me first say that I fully plan on returning to my sarcastic self.  I just needed a moment.*** Hello my lovelies! I’m kind of in a state of WTF. And I  mean this in more of a conundrum kind of WTF, not an angry one. I’ve always sucked at popularity contests.  I never win [...]

You know how love goes in cycles? Like, one day your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, life partner, fill in the blank) is the epitome of an asshat and you can’t stand to even be in the same hemisphere as them – which, by the way, is mostly impossible (unless you happen to live on [...]

***Please don’t read too much into this.  It’s mostly a mini-venting session with myself*** Why does life get so complicated?  I mean, you would think that after awhile, things would settle down and we’d all be in a grassy field, holding hands and happily skipping around in a circle, singing and laughing. But nooooooooooooo. Instead, [...]

(I really can’t believe I’m actually doing this…but I am) (Simon, if by some random chance this post ever happens across your desk or blackberry or whatever, feel free to skip the intro piece…it really doesn’t apply to what I want to say…to you) So, last night I found the 24/7/365 Oprah channel.  I know.  [...]

(If you want to ask me a question…now is the time.  I’ll answer on Monday) I’ve been trying to come up with something to say that would actually mean something to you.  I mean, sure, hardeeharhar…we can always come here to laugh.  If that’s why you’re here, then a quick funny for you: I made tapioca [...]

When I started blogging, I had no idea what I was doing…no idea how to get “followers” or “friends” or whatever you want to call YOU PEOPLE (Personally, I like to call you my crash. And for that to make sense, you’ll have to read this…the relevance is near the bottom with the rhinoceros). Then [...]

Is love… …throwing eye daggers? …screaming and storming away? …slamming doors? …tears on a pillow? …tuning out? …turning away? Yes. Because… …throwing eye daggers?…results in a coy, “I’m sorry” smile …screaming and storming away?…always turns to a game of playful chase. …slamming doors?…are slowly re-opened to reveal a sheepish grin. …tears on a pillow?…are comforted [...]

I need to give a belated thank you to everyone who gave their support in response to my post the other day about my amounting to nothing.  All of your comments…they didn’t go unnoticed.  They did help.  They were awesome. I’m just failing miserably in responding.  It doesn’t mean I don’t LOVE your comments.  It [...]