I’m currently trying my absolute wife-like best to not get super pissy about NOT running this morning… NOT running when… [begin pouty face and whiny voice] the temperature was in the low 70s!…THE LOW DAMN 70s!…This obviously means that tomorrow will be like LAST WEEKEND….in the high 70s and “feels like 80+” …dammit…dammit…trying…I’m trying here…TRYING [...]

So, I didn’t even realize it’s been…….forever (7 days?….maybe?…I really have no idea) since I actually posted something. I KNOW. You’re waiting with baited bated (thanks, bob.  Obviously, I’m word-challenged) breath to see if I was absent because I was busy hunting down and slaying a three-headed dragon or captured a pigeon-toed manasaurus. Well, maybe I [...]

(I know. This post was supposed to happen LAST week.  Sorry.  It’s mostly the sucking-the-life-out-of-me job’s fault. Then again?  Last week was my birthday, so I think I get a pass). I pretty much suck at math.  I’m finally willing to admit that there are some things in life where my stats will always be in the sucky [...]

I posted something earlier in the week on Twitter and Facebook.  I have no idea if there is a simultaneous option where one thing will post in two places at the same time?  I’ve yet to really come to peace with either…so obviously, I’ve already confused myself. Then?  I saved this post as a draft [...]

**UPDATE** Apparently? I’m not *just* an asshole.  I’m a super asshole.  Along with my other recognitions you’ll see…soon…I need to thank A Vapid Blond.  She’s awesome and also graciously gave booshy an award last week.  Then?  I forgot to thank and acknowledge her, which is where the super asshole part comes in. Um. Hi? I didn’t like, [...]

Internets, meet the hybrid. Henceforth to be known as Bridgette Carlisle Magillicutty II. (along with half of the garage plus a ladder.  Which we own. I know. Awesome.) For the 5 guys who read this blog:  Bridgette is a Lexus HS250h.  Whatever that means. I owe naming thanks to LB at Wait, She Said What?   [...]