I wasn’t a crazy, wild college girl.  Though sometimes I look back and wish I was…wish I had done really stupid things that resulted in situations like singing drunken Christmas carols down the street at 2:00 in the morning. But that?  That was something Tim can lay claim to, not me.  I didn’t *do* anything.  I [...]

I used to get all excited because my birthday is on Groundhog’s Day.  I mean, there was even a movie made about it…how much more official can you get? But, I say “used to” because somewhere along the way, calendar companies slowly began purposefully forgetting to add said über (umlaute shout out to you Germans!) important holiday to the little date [...]

Disclaimer: If you’re highly offended by words like fuck, you probably should have already stopped reading.  Today?  Today is an extra-fuck-special day. You may or may not remember (and if you don’t remember, it’s probably better that way. I *kind of* wish I didn’t remember, either)  that today was my first day back at the [...]

I KNOW Internet.  I’ve been *kind of* absent. Partly because well, Tim is home and he has a wii.  Golf is pretty much his I’m-on-vacation life…and I basically suck at wii golf so he always wins. Actually, I suck at any kind of golf.  My body wasn’t *meant* to play golf. Once, at a driving range, [...]